Thursday, March 29, 2012

dirty laundry

The failing painter started to fall in love with the laundromat girl. He would linger at the counter a little longer every time he brought in his paint soiled clothes, making small talk. It was five minutes, at the most, that he looked forward to at the end of his day. He debated telling her that he was a house painter rather than an artist – which lie would appeal to her most? Half his pay check was going to laundry, never doing it himself anymore but bringing it up to the counter, to the tall brunette who would take it from him with a shy smile.
Then, when he was just too broke to keep up that routine, he started working in a sketchbook while he did his wash. He made awkward drawings of the laundromat, a ghost of her presence haunting the edges of each page. The bland boxy compositions reminded him of college perspective assignments. Later he added clowns washing knotted handkerchiefs, giant ridiculous polka-dotted shorts, floppy shoes. The clowns really livened things up.
He imagined a time in the future when they would be lovers. He would still bring in his clothes, some of her lovely small things intertwined with his. The laundromat girl would linger over the stains of their lovemaking, remembering the night before, a moment's respite from the heat and noise of all those spinning machines.

Friday, March 2, 2012

Mingus has a system!

This system works best if your cat is either from Saturn or just really, really hip.
God I hope this is real!
http://mingusmingusmingus.com/Mingus/cat_training.html

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Aspeto

“Aspeto” was the only Italian word that had really stuck in Jimmy's brain, other than the hand full of curse words he had taught his giggly buddies on the school playground over the years. Somehow among the gibberish that Granny spewed into the phone when one of her sisters called, “aspeto” rang out, clear and permanent. One night he heard it in some old black and white Italian movie that his mom was watching on television, a movie that began with a man in a suit suspended above the ocean on a kite string. “Wait, wait” Jimmy told himself with satisfaction.